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Cut Out DHeads Not Carbs Ladies Washed Cut Off Tank
Why cut out dickheads instead of carbs? Well, let me break it down for you:
Mental Health Munchies: Dickheads can be real downers, leaving us feeling stressed, frustrated, and mentally drained. Who needs that? Cutting them out keeps our mental health happy and our energy levels high.
Growth Goals: Dickheads are like weeds in our garden of personal growth. They stunt our progress, discourage us, and generally kill our vibe. By saying bye-bye to them, we can focus on blooming into our best selves.
Positive Party: Surrounding ourselves with positive peeps is like having a never-ending party for our soul. They uplift us, inspire us, and make life more fun. Ain't nobody got time for negativity!
Relationship Roulette: Dickheads make terrible dance partners in the game of relationships. They're self-absorbed, disrespectful, and just plain toxic. By cutting them loose, we make room for healthy connections with people who actually give a damn about us.
Productivity Power-Up: Dickheads are like productivity vampires, sucking the life out of our focus and motivation. Kick them to the curb and watch your productivity skyrocket. Now you can achieve more and still have time for Netflix (or whatever floats your boat).
So, my friend, while watching our carb intake is important, cutting out the dickheads in our lives is even more crucial. It's all about preserving our mental well-being, personal growth, positive vibes, healthy relationships, and being a productivity superhero. Now, who's ready to join the "No Dickheads Allowed" club?
Hand Printed in the UK
X-Small - Size 8
Small - Size 10
Medium - Size 12
Large - Size 14
X-Large - Size 16
XX-Large - Size 18
A unique fabric combination creates a fitted look and feel on the body. Added comfort and extreme durability allows this tee to withstand repeated washing and a beasting in the gym.
Materials: 65% Polyester, 35% Viscose. 30 single.
Colour: Mineral Black
Weight: 125gsm
PRINT TIME
Our items are printed by hand, in the UK, to order.
We aim to process your order, print it and have it delivered as quickly as possible but please note processing times will be between 2 and 10 working days.
DELIVERY CHARGES
UK - Royal Mail 48 : £3.99
IRELAND - Flat Rate : £4.99
INTERNATIONAL - Rest Of The World (7-14 working days* subject to availability): starting from £8.99
More information can be found on: https://samsonathletics.co.uk/pages/delivery-info-returns
We are committed to improving our service and our customers' shopping experience. We use different methods of delivery because such application of different methods suitable for different countries and regions is able to make the time of transport as shortest as possible, and also assures the safety and convenience of the transport. We are able to deliver our goods to most countries in the world.
Under the normal circumstances, it takes us 1 or 2 days to process your order. After the goods are delivered, we will send the tracking number for your order to you through E-mail.
Delivery assured! If your goods are lost or checked, we will deliver them again.
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• If you provide us with a false address, we are not responsible for redelivering the goods.
Return policy
It is guaranteed that our products will meet every customer's needs. Please read the content as follows. If you are not satisfied with the goods you have purchased for some reason, we will be willing to return or change the products for you, or get you a refund.